Tiny Thingamajig


You've been Celibate your entire life. You finally wait for who you thought was Mr. Right just to find out in the bedroom that the surprise that you were waiting for was almost non existing.


They had a very tiny penis. You never looked at it before or talked about it because you were being Christian and practicing good morals. So when you finally unwrap the package and look at the content of what you are getting, all you can say is OH MY GOD!!!! Your eyes bulge out of your head.


You are saying. Lord is this what I've been waiting all of my life for? Surely this is a joke, but He just says "Honey I Love you". "Honey there is so much more to me than my size". I can do other things to and for you. HONEY I LOVE YOU! What do you do?

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